#10: Some Youtube Celebrities

I like youtube videos as much as the next person but there is something irritating and douche-y about certain people on youtube: those darn youtube celebrities that are famous just for talking to their webcam about things that annoy them. I don't care that you're mad for getting cut off in  traffic! Why do people even watch you!?

Youtube douche part un: Chris Crocker


No, I will not leave Britney alone. He's famous for filming videos under a bed sheet. Why?!

Youtube douche part deux: Justin Bieber


All i can  say is 'subliminal messages.' Why else would people like a little lesbian Canadian girl who sings about babies?

Youtube douche part trois: Philip DeFranco (aka sxephil)


Get a real job! I don't really want your opinion on anything.  You're just grubby. And he is not the sexiest geek of 2008. Michael Cera was.

Youtube douche part quatre: Shane Dawson


So apparently a schizophrenic. He has too many alter personalities because his real one sucks. just like DeFranco...get a real job! No one (who isn't a 13 year old boy) should talk about genitalia as much as he does.

He did make a good Hermione.

Youtube douche part cing: Fred


He just speeds up his voice and some how he has merchandise at Hot Topic (but who doesn't?)! I hope he does the world a favor and loses his vocal cords.

#9: Disney Stars (or just the famous ones)

So I am so sick of hearing about Disney Stars and all of their drama! They are so dumb. they are very dumb. for real.

Disney Douche #1: Miley Cyrus

She started out ok on that lame Hannah 'i just put on a wig and no one knows its me' show but then the 'fame' went to her big teeth-ed head. She thinks its ok to talk bad about bands that are actually good and sing horribly.

Just give it a few years, she'll marry a backup dancer, get pregnant, and shave her head.

To top it off she thinks she is too cool for marijuana (Dumb high ho) and would rather smoke something that no one has heard of. douche.



Disney Douche #2: Demi Lovato

at 1st i tried to take up for her but she is in fact a douche. Ho assaulted a backup dancer just because she said something she didn't like. What a douche. If someone ratted me out for No-no partying i would get them back, not beat the crap out of them and 'go to rehab for it. Rehab doesn't cure being a diva. WHAT A DOUCHE!

Disney Douche #3: Ashley Tisdale

She posed as the 'good role model' Disney star and told girls to love themselves and then got a nose job. Douche.