The "No Offense" people

So don't you just hate it when someone who you already can hardly stand just pushes it over the edge by starting a sentence with "No offense but..."

Ex:

"no offense but those pants make your butt look big."

"no offense Taylor Swift but a monkey makes better music than you do and they play with their own poo."

"no offense but you shouldn't leave the house in that shirt. or at all for that matter.'

What do you mean no offense?! By saying "No offense" it actually has the opposite effect! I am going to take a lot of offense! because apparently you aren't man enough to say what you really feel. either way you are a douche. good job. mom must be so proud.