Time and Place

Today, we are looking into yet another EXTREME douche tendency: wearing things
when it is NOT the right time or place to wear them.

First we will look at sunglasses. Now sunglasses are a very helpful, and fashionable
thing to wear! But ladies and gentlemen, there is an appropriate time and place to
wear them. For instance, when you're outside!!!! Unless you have super extremely
sensitive eyes, fluorescent bulbs are NOT that bright so DO NOT wear them inside.
They may make you feel cool, but in all reality you look like a gigantic tool! Stop it!




Next we'll examine, a semi-fashionable piece: the sweater vest. They only work as a fashion statement if you are 80 and you golf. Even then they are completely hideous. Let's dissect this, shall we? Sweater, a garment used to keep you warm in the COLD. Vest, a garment usually worn in formal occasions. When combined you should only wear these when it is COLD and a formal affair. DO NOT wear them if it is 80 degrees and mid-August, not only is that douche-y it is flat out DUMB! So please avoid this! You look like you're going to play with your grandma!


Forewarning: If you do wear sweater vests, DO NOT WEAR THEM WITH SHORT SLEEVED SHIRTS!!!! FOR EXAMPLE LOOK AT THE DOUCHE TO THE LEFT

Finally, we're going to look at spray tans. These should be avoided at all cost, because you don't look attractive, you look like a carrot. People are not attracted to veggies, sorry. If you are going to get a spray do not do so, in the winter! If it is 50 degrees and you look like an oompa loompa, you my friend are a douche. Who are you trying to impress with that? Seriously. Avoid spray tans, or just get "DOUCHE" tattooed on your forehead, it is essentially giving off the same message.

Sincerely,
Your friends @ Douche Blog