So there's this new douche fashion of dressing like your grandfather: the wearing of cardigans, smoking of pipes, and loafers.
Dear Old Man-esque Douchebags...
YOU ARE NOT AN OLD MAN! YOU DO NOT NEED THAT CANE TO WALK! YOU DO NOT HAVE GRANDCHILDREN OR LIVED DURING WORLD WAR II. YOU ARE JUST A DOUCHE!
Cardigans are for women and old men, pipes don;t make you look cool, and loafers are just...ugly. Just give it 40 or so years. you'll grow into it.
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