Cynics posing as Realist

So one of the most annoying type of douchebags are the kind who not only think that they know everything in the universe but they also have such a dim and sucky view of the world. They always put down your hopes and dreams, hate kittens, and try to protect you from the manbearpig.

They are the people who go around saying "I am real" or "i'm sorry but thats the truth!" they are the people that you just to punch in the face.