Obvious douchebags that everyone knows!

Just thought that I could take the time to spotlight some people that everyone just loves to hate because they were just born douchebags and can't help themselves. they've got the virus.

Douche 1: Justin Bieber

How dare that crazy 10 year old Canadian girl! She just makes awkward videos of her on youtube and some how blackmails Usher into letting her attempt to dance and make a cd. and the way she gives tweens drugs before cd signing to make them go crazy. what a douche!

Douche 2: Miley Cyrus

First off her dad has a mullet. that's the douche's hairstyle of choice. and even though she is talentless, ditched Disney to pole dance, and has big ol' beaver teeth, she thinks that just because Radiohead wouldn't talk to her she can RUIN them. what a douche! Radiohead actually makes music and their fans aren't lame. When will the world come to their senses and see that she doesn't make music!?

Douche 3: Airports

I hate airports. They are always like that annoying kid in your PoliSci class: big, confusing, and just rude. there really is no reason for them to be that big and have overpriced shops. I hate SkyMall.

Douche 4: The Sarcastic Waiter

Everyone has experienced at least one in their lifetime. It's always that waiter who hates his job so he feels the need to make your meal unpleasant. he's that guy that when you say 'everything but tomatoes' he says 'thats not everything then.'  don't be douche. just give me my quesadilla.

Douche 5: Tiger Woods

He just defines douche.

Douche 6: People with Bluetooth

Really?! Why tease me that you're talking to me when you're talking to someone else!? You just look like you're talking to yourself.