#12: The "Holier Than Thou" Individuals

First off, who the hell do you think you are? These individuals come in many shapes and sizes, races, orientations, and genders. These individuals just parade around like their shit don't stink. Please legitimately explain to me HOW you THINK you are better than me? What makes this so? Because you're older? Have a better economic standing? You're in a certain organization? Umm, no. What you need to do is pump your breaks, and check yourself. No matter what religion you believe in, if you do, no one is better than anyone. We're all equal whether you shitheads want to think so or not. Everyone has and individual quality they posses that makes them great, everyone makes their life in their own way. If they're happy, then they have succeeded in life. Who are you to shit on their parade? So what if you have a bad day, or something bad happens to you? NEWS FLASH: IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE! So get off your high horse, before I knock  you the hell off it! Now normally we include a picture with our posts, but I feel like everyone can put their own individual in for this post. Because we all know someone in our lives that acts like this, all you gotta do is just dust it off and don't acknowledge them. They aren't worth it, well in everyone's head but their own.

Sincerely,
Doucheblog

#11: People Who Follow Charlie Sheen

Ok, i understand. It's funny that Charlie Sheen has flipped his lid and/or has started hard drug use. Also that he believes in trolls, drinks tiger blood, has a porn family, etc. It is all very quirky and entertaining but can the media please let it go! you are giving him what he wants!

It might come as a surprise that Charlie Sheen isn't the douche in this situation. Actually, i think he's hilarious. He's the reason why i say 'duh, winning' now. But obviously he is mentally ill and that is why we should just leave him alone but that is the last thing that the news is doing.

For 2 weeks now whenever i turn on my tv i see headlines like 'Charlie Sheen peed in public' or 'Charlie Sheen bit a nun.' why should we care!? This is just like any other celebrity breakdown like when Britney shaved her head or that horrible Taylor Swift picked on Kanye. if we all stop talking about it and follow it, it'll go away.  Sheen is like a child; if you ignore it it'll stop vying for attention but if it keeps going put it on NBC.

Douchebags of 2010! Part 2

Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt


So self explanatory! Spencer is a douche and always has been but in 2010 he brought his A game. He grew a nasty beard, dressed like a mountain man, and started wearing a 'magic' crystal to absorb his doucheness. It didn't work. He still runs his mouth and his parents still wish he wasn't born. He's like a douchier version of Damien from the Omen. spencer pratt's dad wishes 


As for Heidi she got 10 plastic surgery procedures to look like a character from Star Trek. She scares the shiz out of me. Imagine that face creepin' up on you in a dark alley. She claims she changed her whole body because people made fun of her looks. That was not the case. Too bad she couldn't get a brain transplant.

Jetblue Airline attendant guy


So at first I felt sorry for this guy. He was considered the Howard Beale of 2010 because someone was a jerk to him and he flipped out. He cussed the customers out, grabbed a beer, and went down the emergency chute. It ends up the guy was just a douche and just couldn't pretend he was something he wasn't for any longer. The D-bag actually flipped just because someone put too much in the overhead compartment and it fell on him. He cussed them out over the intercom! That's what happens when you repress your inner douche.


Bad Girls Club 


So this show has been on tv for awhile and I don't really see the point! It's a show where trashy nasty girls from nowhere get to live in a house in LA where they get drunk, sleep around, and punch each other (but no necessarily in that order) . They all have muffin top majorly but insist on wearing tube tops. it's like Jersey Shore but with girls and no one is orange. America is obsessed with watching drunk chub girls get thrown out of bars.


Kristen Stewart


Where do I start! One, the girl cannot act. She mumbles and is high the whole time. she probably doesn't even know what's going on and probably thinks she's in Narnia somewhere. The sad thing is she has the biggest ego in Hollywood. She plays on a movie where all she does is look confused and cry and she thinks she deserves an Oscar. A monkey in a wig could do what she does! she also complains that she hates the movies that she makes and trashes her 'fans.' An angry mob of tweens should find her and sacrifice her to that Bieber girl. She also thinks you can drive to Russia. Hating Life and driving to Russia


Meredith Vieira


Why did the Today show hire her!? She's awful and truly proves that woman can be douchebags too! She dishes out rude comments and just knows how to make people feel like trash. Like on an episode of the Today Show where she insulted a guest by saying: "I can see all the NBC bean counters, all of my wardrobe is going to be from PropertyRoom.com, starting with (pointing at her guest) that ugly yellow dress."
Just because you are on tv doesn't mean you have to be a douche. If i were that guest I would have punched Vieira in her face. She interrupts people during interviews, talks trash, and challenged Martha Stewart to a bakeoff! I mean come on! How much of a douche can you be to challenge Martha at her own game?

Douchebags of 2010! Part 1

Kate Gosselin - 
Who in the hell do you think you are?? Many people would say "Oh you shouldn't say that, she's a single mother raising 8 children!" Well i say, I don't give a damn! She's a royal bitch! That's why she's a single mother! She treated John like a child and ran him off! I don't blame him for sleeping around on her. But the main reason she's a douche, is she CONTINUES to shove her children into the spotlight with "Kate Plus 8." This causes them to get into fights with others at school. They aren't getting a normal childhood, and they're going to end up like most children who grew up in the public spotlight, on crack or in jail, or gigantic diseased infested whores. *COUGH COUGH* Paris Hilton.

Jesse James -
 Although Tiger got more publicity, this douche makes our list for cheating on his ex-wife, America's sweetheart, Sandra Bullock. Sandra is completely amazing! Why the hell would you cheat on her with "Bombshell McGee" who quite frankly is not a bombshell! She's freaky looking. I'm all for tattoo's, but there is a limit. For instance who in the hell tattoos their FOREHEAD. It looks dumb. So in sleeping with this dumb tatoo'd bimbo, Jesse James, you are a cheating, trifling douche!

Jersey Shore -
 It explains itself really. This monstrosity of a TV show, is douche packed. How in the hell is drunken, beefy, over make-up'd Oompa Loompas "good television"? I don't understand how this band of botards, is considered entertaining. What has the world come to when people like Snooki and The Situation, have become icons. What the fuck?! I mean seriously. Hollywood, stop it with "reality" stars. They aren't celebrities, the only celebs on reality TV are the former/almost washed up ones. Thank you.

16 & Pregnant/Teen Whores (sorry I mean moms) - 
With the exception of Macy and her son Bentley. I hate this dumb hoes. They rise to fame by getting knocked up. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? MTV stop shoving these dumb TV shows down our throats. Causing unimportant dumb people into stardom! I don't want to see these idiots on People magazine, I believe it's reserved for REAL celebrities.

The Mothers of Toddles & Tiaras -
 They aren't celebrities, but they sure as hell are as dumb as the "celebs" mentioned earlier. I completely HATE these "mothers." They shove their daughters into pageants and shovel so much money into "perfecting" their daughters looks, basically instilling that they aren't allowed to be who they are. Way to fuck up your child. They shove them into pageant after pageant, making them think they love this. Shoving talents down their throats they think judges will love. But do their daughters ever actually love their "talents." Most likely no. Children should be spending their time playing outside, getting messy, and having fun. Not getting flippers put in, getting spray tans, and having make-up and hair extensions put on them. So mothers of "Toddlers & Tiaras" do us a favor at Douche Blog, and GO TO HELL! Please and Thanks. :)