Kate Gosselin - Who in the hell do you think you are?? Many people would say "Oh you shouldn't say that, she's a single mother raising 8 children!" Well i say, I don't give a damn! She's a royal bitch! That's why she's a single mother! She treated John like a child and ran him off! I don't blame him for sleeping around on her. But the main reason she's a douche, is she CONTINUES to shove her children into the spotlight with "Kate Plus 8." This causes them to get into fights with others at school. They aren't getting a normal childhood, and they're going to end up like most children who grew up in the public spotlight, on crack or in jail, or gigantic diseased infested whores. *COUGH COUGH* Paris Hilton.
Jesse James -
Although Tiger got more publicity, this douche makes our list for cheating on his ex-wife, America's sweetheart, Sandra Bullock. Sandra is completely amazing! Why the hell would you cheat on her with "Bombshell McGee" who quite frankly is not a bombshell! She's freaky looking. I'm all for tattoo's, but there is a limit. For instance who in the hell tattoos their FOREHEAD. It looks dumb. So in sleeping with this dumb tatoo'd bimbo, Jesse James, you are a cheating, trifling douche!
Jersey Shore -
It explains itself really. This monstrosity of a TV show, is douche packed. How in the hell is drunken, beefy, over make-up'd Oompa Loompas "good television"? I don't understand how this band of botards, is considered entertaining. What has the world come to when people like Snooki and The Situation, have become icons. What the fuck?! I mean seriously. Hollywood, stop it with "reality" stars. They aren't celebrities, the only celebs on reality TV are the former/almost washed up ones. Thank you.
16 & Pregnant/Teen Whores (sorry I mean moms) -
With the exception of Macy and her son Bentley. I hate this dumb hoes. They rise to fame by getting knocked up. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? MTV stop shoving these dumb TV shows down our throats. Causing unimportant dumb people into stardom! I don't want to see these idiots on People magazine, I believe it's reserved for REAL celebrities.
The Mothers of Toddles & Tiaras -
They aren't celebrities, but they sure as hell are as dumb as the "celebs" mentioned earlier. I completely HATE these "mothers." They shove their daughters into pageants and shovel so much money into "perfecting" their daughters looks, basically instilling that they aren't allowed to be who they are. Way to fuck up your child. They shove them into pageant after pageant, making them think they love this. Shoving talents down their throats they think judges will love. But do their daughters ever actually love their "talents." Most likely no. Children should be spending their time playing outside, getting messy, and having fun. Not getting flippers put in, getting spray tans, and having make-up and hair extensions put on them. So mothers of "Toddlers & Tiaras" do us a favor at Douche Blog, and GO TO HELL! Please and Thanks. :)
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