Thursday, January 20, 2011

Douchebags of 2010! Part 2

Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt


So self explanatory! Spencer is a douche and always has been but in 2010 he brought his A game. He grew a nasty beard, dressed like a mountain man, and started wearing a 'magic' crystal to absorb his doucheness. It didn't work. He still runs his mouth and his parents still wish he wasn't born. He's like a douchier version of Damien from the Omen. spencer pratt's dad wishes 


As for Heidi she got 10 plastic surgery procedures to look like a character from Star Trek. She scares the shiz out of me. Imagine that face creepin' up on you in a dark alley. She claims she changed her whole body because people made fun of her looks. That was not the case. Too bad she couldn't get a brain transplant.

Jetblue Airline attendant guy


So at first I felt sorry for this guy. He was considered the Howard Beale of 2010 because someone was a jerk to him and he flipped out. He cussed the customers out, grabbed a beer, and went down the emergency chute. It ends up the guy was just a douche and just couldn't pretend he was something he wasn't for any longer. The D-bag actually flipped just because someone put too much in the overhead compartment and it fell on him. He cussed them out over the intercom! That's what happens when you repress your inner douche.


Bad Girls Club 


So this show has been on tv for awhile and I don't really see the point! It's a show where trashy nasty girls from nowhere get to live in a house in LA where they get drunk, sleep around, and punch each other (but no necessarily in that order) . They all have muffin top majorly but insist on wearing tube tops. it's like Jersey Shore but with girls and no one is orange. America is obsessed with watching drunk chub girls get thrown out of bars.


Kristen Stewart


Where do I start! One, the girl cannot act. She mumbles and is high the whole time. she probably doesn't even know what's going on and probably thinks she's in Narnia somewhere. The sad thing is she has the biggest ego in Hollywood. She plays on a movie where all she does is look confused and cry and she thinks she deserves an Oscar. A monkey in a wig could do what she does! she also complains that she hates the movies that she makes and trashes her 'fans.' An angry mob of tweens should find her and sacrifice her to that Bieber girl. She also thinks you can drive to Russia. Hating Life and driving to Russia


Meredith Vieira


Why did the Today show hire her!? She's awful and truly proves that woman can be douchebags too! She dishes out rude comments and just knows how to make people feel like trash. Like on an episode of the Today Show where she insulted a guest by saying: "I can see all the NBC bean counters, all of my wardrobe is going to be from PropertyRoom.com, starting with (pointing at her guest) that ugly yellow dress."
Just because you are on tv doesn't mean you have to be a douche. If i were that guest I would have punched Vieira in her face. She interrupts people during interviews, talks trash, and challenged Martha Stewart to a bakeoff! I mean come on! How much of a douche can you be to challenge Martha at her own game?

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